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Old 11-09-2006, 07:10 AM
 
Post Banta at suicide bomber squad....

Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supplies him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.

He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?

Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.

Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?

Boss: Wait for more.

Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your
family, we will look after.

So, Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest....


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Old 11-09-2006, 07:36 AM
 
Default Re: Banta at suicide bomber squad....

lol..tfs
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Old 11-10-2006, 04:47 PM
 
Default Re: Banta at suicide bomber squad....

hahahahahah lolzzzzzzzzz
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Old 11-10-2006, 06:18 PM
Jayant
 
Default Re: Banta at suicide bomber squad....

Hahaha... good one..tfs
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:49 PM
 
Default Re: Banta at suicide bomber squad....

lolz thanx 4 sharin
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Old 11-12-2006, 03:36 PM
 
Default Re: Banta at suicide bomber squad....

OH MY ! .. lunatic !
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Old 11-14-2006, 02:17 AM
 
Default Re: Banta at suicide bomber squad....

i luv santa banta pair
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Old 11-16-2006, 08:56 AM
 
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hehe...thanx
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Old 11-16-2006, 04:44 PM
 
Default Re: Banta at suicide bomber squad....

Good one.. Banta Singh and Santa Singh are best one..
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